Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Randomize
