ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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