I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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