have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
The adults are the big ones right?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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