we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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