You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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