Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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