gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Blood and glitter go together right?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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