was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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