no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Randomize
