I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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