member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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