I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Is it because I queefed?
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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