Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Randomize
