Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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