i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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