Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
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