Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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