On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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