saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Randomize
