Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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