nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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