I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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