how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
We talked him into tasing himself.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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