are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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