I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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