you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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