brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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