Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
So. Much. Porn.
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