what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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