Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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