Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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