So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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