every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I could have mohawked her pubes.
now i know why i became what i already was.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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