I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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