btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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