i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
