he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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