either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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