By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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