There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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