Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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