Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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