I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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