Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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