Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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