I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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