I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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