im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i think i have herpe
just one?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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