Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
my shit smells like andre
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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