Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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