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The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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