Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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