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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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