Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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